Why am i writing this blog in English?

Firstly, i tried to write in Turkish, my mother tongue.But then i saw that it was a disaster.I can't help myself making awful jokes when i write in Turkish.So i decided to continue in English.Believe me, it's safer for the humanity!I can't go 'so' bananas in English.Because my English isn't so good.By the way, sorry for my broken English.It's a classical apology of non-native English speakers to the English speaking world.So i had to do this...